Have A Cow

Instead of Saying. Keep Your Kinckers On really. Just A Lil' Bit More Hip And Modern. Yeah.

'I F****** HATE YOU MAN'
'Wooh. Don't Have A Cow Man.'

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Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

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cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it

hey look a sleeping cow

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ugly cow

The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.

Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.

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glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.

Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.

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cow whisperer

A Vermon who seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.

Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.

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Cow Tipping

When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.

i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.

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