10000th base

Making love to your parents whilst preforming the hustle !

YOU: Hey mom, dad can we have sex ?
MOM+DAD : Sure
YOU : My friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !

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25th base

Sneaking into the bear enclosure at the zoo and penetrating different orifices on each bear in the order: 1. Anus 2. Ear 3. Nose 4. Mouth. There is no 5.

"I went to 25th base at London Zoo last night and they couldn't sew it back on!"

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Based God

The god based. The only reason why hes popular is because Filthy Frank uses his music ironically

We need to call the based god.(eats gourmet paper that says #tybg)

65👍 138👎

1000000000th base

Ok this base has only been accomplished by one person, and he died shortly after. This base is really simple, it just takes years to complete. Ok get a girl and dehumanize her for around 10-20 years (however long it takes). Once she is turned into a animal, cut off her arms and legs, make sure to burn the stumps so as not to cause death by bleeding. Ok so now you have a torso + a head that is not human. now cut out her eyes, destroy her ears, and use a cheese grader on her whole body, finally cut off her nose. Finally shit off her body, spear your feces all over her (her body should be holey/bleeding b/c of the cheese grader) then let the feces harden, and then (this takes a bit of time, you could prepare this before hand) pour a jar of (YOUR) sperm on the dried harden feces, after this has hardened bake her in a oven, if she has died you have failed and you only get credit for 999999999 base. ok now the oven has properly killed her, eat and enjoy

Dude 1: dude i just got to 1000000000th base!
Dude 2: Dude

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-1st base

Dude. Do you really need to know about -1st base? You must be really bad. Um...I guess its just sucking at making out really really really bad...

I got to -1st base. I know. I suck.

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45th base

when you have a gang bag with all of the major icons:

Ronald McDonald
The Burger King
Tony the Tiger
Cap'n Crunch
Master chief
etc.

Jeff: "Ronald McDonald isn't as good in the mouth as much as Tony the Tiger is up the ass"
Ozzy: "Did you get to 45th base last night?!?!?!"
Jeff: "Yeeeaaaaaah boy!!"

14👍 24👎

69th base

to make love to a small dog while under the influence of PCP

i got to 69th base with a chihuahua

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