Toilet Guy

The annoying people that sit in the toilets in clubs/pubs who watch you pee and try and guilt you into giving them money by giving you free lollipops.

"Did you go to the toilet?"
"No, I just paid a pound NOT to go to the toilet!"
"I know I hate those toilet guys, staring at you all the time"

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Toilet Brush

A term given to the lesser class of citizen who bleech their hair,then spike it (usally at half an inch in length) using a very cheap 'wet gel'.

Its a term that explains itself if one trys to imagine somebody wit short hair putting their head down a toilet that is filled with bleech.The term then refers to what they look like when they take their head out.

A:That guy is such a nOOb!!
B:What guy???
A:Toilet brush over there *points*
B:Oh ya,i agree!!!

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Shit in the toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.

Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.

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toilet children

when you accidentally birth unwanted leeches in the toilet.

No! Stop! I have a wife! And kids! And a ...toilet? Toilet! Children!

you guys didn't listen to me when I foretold the coming of the toilet children! faggots, lrn2prophecy

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Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

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Skibidi toilet

A series made by YouTube/instagram/tik tok/shorts creator dafuq boom about singing good heads in toilets and people with insert camera speaker or tv for heads together they make a cinematic warfare (I’m not saying it’s a good or bad series when I said cinematic warfare tbh don’t listen to the other definitions they are all made by skibidi haters not non bias definitions me myself I like it not cause “toilet singing song lol *drools*” nobody does I just like it because of the lore)

Guy:Have you seen new 65th episode of skibidi toilet
Other guy:yeah so sad the titans are very injured
Guy:I know

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toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

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