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let me introduce to my friend Mr. Johnson and the Juice Twins
Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.
This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….
An "attrative", privliged, and spoiled member of today's society, 90% are girls. They talk shit, eat your soul, and cannot be killed by conventional means. The male 10% are overrated douchebags who are useless wastes of human flesh.
Their source of power is money and terrorizing everyone who is not as insipid,vain and interally ugly as them.
You hear a group of girls talking about your friend's weird habit. They can't help it, but they say they're retatrded. Everyone has habits, but Bizzaro Twins are not human.
Someone who has the same exact taste in music as you
Yo me and Jake are music twins because we both like the same artists
The act of making two people's buttholes touch together.
Mouth kissing grosses me out; but I'd love to twin starfish kiss with you.