Uncle Grandpa

An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.

Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??

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Uncle Pete

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.

I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.

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Nigerian uncle

That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.

Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!

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Eskimo Uncle

When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.

Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?

Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.

Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!

This is how it was created.

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Uncle Sink

An Aussie who drinks beer really fuckin' fast.

Person #1: What are you doing?
Person #2: Just doing an Uncle Sink.

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Uncle Toby

Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.

Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.

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Uncle Pat

A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.

Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"

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