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The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.
Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*
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ur family LGBT - God himself trembles to the sound of this insult being uttered by any mortal the sun implodes and fifty black holes form around the earth it self. the person who got insulted self implodes at the same time he self combusts.
friend 1 : HA YOUR SISTER MISTER
friend 2 : ur family lgbt
friend1: * explodes while corpse ignites on fire simultaneously causing the literal end of time it self*
friend2 lol
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Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
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The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors
Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces
*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*
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Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny
If you say this than an alternate universe is to explode killing all life on it
Some 6 year old on video game: ur mom gay
Me: ur dad lesbian
6yo: ur granny tranny
Me: ur bicycle bisexual
6yo:
6yo:
6yo:
Me: u still there?
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the british version of "your mom is gay lmfao".
ur mum gae lel. i drunk as f***
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an argument used mainly online by someone who is so defeated and have absolute nothing else to say, so instead in the chat or over the mic, you will just hear “ur mad lawl”
LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I JUST FUCKING REKT YOU SO HARD
“grr… ur mad bro..”
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