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To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.
Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.
Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)
Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.
The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.
Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques
To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm
"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"
The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.
I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower
when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.
o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank
OR
i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink
1. person who has perfected the art of wanking!
2. person who creates art with cum
1. im a wank artist
2. Daniel Bennett
Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.
Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!