water bug

An avid and skillfull swimmer

"How the hell did you make it to the other side of the pool in that short of time?"

"I don't know...I guess I'm a water bug!"

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Fiji Water

Untouched by man, bottled at the source. Another name for a virgin.

Dude I was hittin that and she was Fiji water dude. Untouched by man.

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dog water

Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")

"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"

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water balloons

overly jigily breasts

Those water balloons are going crazy

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dog water

a term children use that replace dog shit

You are dog water kid

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weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

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Mineral water

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

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