Bus 84

perhaps the worst bus concieved in the history of buses and the combination of the number 84. the bus itself is a perfect specimen, but untold horrors lurk on the inside. The conversations on bus 84 are rarely interesting and/or relevant, aka: "talking shit". The inhabitants of the bus include Ian Fozzard(lol), the elite coaching prodigy, Brayden Wilks, that kid Shayden who always tease everyone unsuccessfully and those girls at the back who sit there and laugh uncontrollably and irritatingly at derogitory terms.

Those girls at the back on bus 84: PENIS!
(all of the girls at the back laugh)

Bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey look at the pokemon i drew
Bus 84 inhabitant #2: oh is that (insert pokemon name here)
Bus 84 inhabitant #1: nahh, this is the evolved version (insert pokemon name here)

bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey brayden, why do you look so sad?
brayden wilks: maybe because this bus is the equivalent to being gagged and violated in alf stewarts rape dungeon and my brain cant hold any more information collected from "talking shit"

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school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

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slut bus

when a person is being so much of a slut. the amount of slutty-ness could amount to the size of a bus.

the girl hooked up with 10 guys in one night is a slut bus.

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Venga Bus

when you have two people, in doggy style next to each other on the ground, then you proceed to bang them in the ass, switching on the beat to We Like to Party by the Venga Boys. The song must be on in the background to make this an official "Venga Bus"

"Wow dude, did you hear that Zoe and Hayley got Venga bus'd by Maverick?"

"That bitch is a freak! I venga bus'd her and her brother last night. It was pretty in-fucking-tense."

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Struggle Bus

Phrase used by the upper middle class to imply that they have a difficult life.

"I'm on the struggle bus. My dad bought me the wrong color iPhone."
"I'm on that struggle bus because one of my six beach houses was destroyed by hurricane Sandy."

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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.

They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!

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Riding the Bus

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Shortened version of Riding the Bus with My Sister.

"Don't put aluminum foil in the microwave. You are so Riding the Bus when you do that."

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