When playing Black Ops Zombies from level 20 and up for about 2+ hours, and your head feels stressed, your hand hurts, and eyes water. Too many zombies for too much time.
Me and Nicholas felt really zombied out so we went to smoke a bowl
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amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.
person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.
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The, often ridiculous, look on anyone's face while having an orgasm
When Jenna cums, she gets this fucked up zombie face.
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here is my opinion of aberzombies,im not saying that the clothes suck. im saying that the people that wear them are the sheep of society that cant think for themselves. they act like the dicks they could never be in real life,to people who actually live. I, may dress mor elike a zombie but at least i dont treat worthless douchebags like shit (to their face anyways) honestly the clothes are over priced and go to the government to make sure pot's still illegal and the republicans can still control you. Dont be asshole naive idiots. Fight the Submission. because all you are is a staple to society. you are nothing. you will be nothing. you will become either a doctor or teacher and bitch and over all fuck us over even more. abercrombie is a stupid brainwashing store with nothing better to do but be racist and steal your cash,and style....
"i wish everyone was an abercrombie zombie...."
"yeah its depressing to see what our world has become"
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The zombified version of Jesus
"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"
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A psytrance zombie is an undead gurning drug monkey, who listens to psytrance at festivals, whilst attempting to make some effort at dancing when juiced up on ketamine. A psytrance zombie is characterised by a drooling mouth, limp neck and movement similar to walking dead.
"Look at that pack of psytrance zombies, they're practically comatose but still standing up".
"A cocaine bullet to the brain is the only way to kill a psytrance zombie".
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A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
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