W/S

Abbreviation for the term "Westside"

The only side you can be on.

Westside is the best side

FucK d@ $krApZ iTs W/$ 8iTcH! W/S W/S W/S

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s scale

I am Tim Seely the creator of the S Scale

The S Scale is a scale i personally use for rating females on what i call "the pie"
The pie has 3 "slices" the first is LOOK, because guys no matter what you still want a hot girlfriend and never say that its personality because you don't even care about their personally if they're really ugly, PERSONALITY is the second slice and this is second most important for obvious reasons. the third is SMELL which may seem farfetched but yes it makes sense it is really more of a what they look like they smell unless you can actually get a whiff…
Each of the three slices are something from a
1-10 scale like if a saw a really hot girl tried to talk to her and she acted like a bitch then i would put her at a 8, 3, 7 but those numbers can influence a total amount that isn't really a total of the three just the last part is the three and your gut feeling too.

5 - 0: Look away. Quickly. This person is probably 500+ pounds overweight, has OCD and other dysfunctions, and is against showers.
0 - 5: Don't talk to her
5 - 10: You can talk to her, but only for a few seconds, i.e. "can you move over a little, I need to sit here"
10 - 15: You can talk to her a little more, i.e. "hey pass me that pencil
15 - 20: You can be friends
20 - 25: You can be hugging friends
25 - 30: You can flirt with her, but not date her.
30+: You can date her
NOTE: bi-chicks that think your hot get 50 points automatically

"wow man that girl is a full pie, geez she looks like an 8,7,9 wow!!!"

or

"someone ate her pie, that fat bitch gets 2s across the board"

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yardape(s)

1 a family of niggers
2 baby nigger in the back of the house
3 black kids

1 fuck more yardapes just moved in to the neighborhood
2 oh look at the little yardape
3 fucking yardapes fuck up my yard

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S-bomb

When someone tells your small child that Santa isn't real.

Hey, the teacher just dropped the s-bomb on my first grader!

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S and M

along with being sexual acts involving pain, refers to a part in season 4 of greys anatomy. in this context, it means sex and mockery - a relationship that involves only sex and making fun of each other in a flirtatious way.

derek: meredith, do you wanna get some dinner together tonight?
meredith: derek, no! s and m only!

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S-Avenue

John, a friend of mine, and I were playing a game called Splinter Cell Double Agent. We were in the first level, about halfway through, and hit a save point. We had a moral dilemma : Should we save, or not waste time, and forge through, courageously? I was in a pretty cocky mood, so I said "Saving is for wussies" and we plundered on. During the third section of the level (there are levels like 1-1, 1-2, 1-3, 1-4, and 1-5). We were on the third section, being 1-3. Having died several times after the save point, my friend quoted me saying "Saving is for wussies" after I said we should consider it. I saw the save come up, and I'm like "S-ave? What is S-Ave? Is it...South Avenue? Let's go to South Avenue!" Before we realized that it said save (cough cough), we accidently saved! Which means we are not wussies! And thus "S-Avenue" was born.

"Only wussies save, if you have confidence, you S-Avenue it up!"

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Gunter(s)

Gunter: To be a Munter with a Gunt.

See Munter: Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

See Gunt: the joining of a gut and cunt: usually found in women who are carrying their stomachs in their jeans or pants

Look at those Munters with their Gunts out...Gunter(s)!

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