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Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing
Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night
Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".
I own a Wii U.
The art of female masturbation.
Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”
“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Synonymous to "don't".
Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?
Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.
Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.