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The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.
Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye
Your "A face" is your awkward face. The face you show to the world when you are feeling distressed, embarassed, uncertain or inept.
By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.
Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.
Amanda and Amy were having a fantastic time at the 21st Annual "I'm Coming Out As A Homosexual" festival when all of a sudden, they saw their husbands at the funnel cake stand.
Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"
A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.
For example i cover my face in every video my gf takes cause i like it up the bum
Going down on a woman with 70'some bush
I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.
Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.
I'd like to punch P. Diddy in his Somali pirate looking, middley face.