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Requesting people to add you
become friend in zoo world game.
K: feel free to add me as a zoo keeper or if you want another zoo to visit.
V: zoo me in!
Another way to say “Don’t question me!”
Person 1: Hey what is your name
Person 2: Donut question me
Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.
Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"
When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
Bhad bhabie's badass saying from Dr.Phil
older version of "im a savage, classy, boujee, nasty-"
(the gif says "catch me" but it is actually "cash me" tbh
Person 1- So what are you gonna do about it? Huh?
Person 2- cash me ousside howbow dah?????
Person 1- What does that mean?
Person 2- What I just said....
It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"
Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!