Pick Me Guy

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.

He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.

let me finish

Something that a Karen repeatedly says when someone calls them out on their blatant stupidity in an argument that they are CLEARLY losing.

Also see: listen to me

Gordon Ramsay: "Jamacian chicken is dry rubbed, not"--
Dr. Una Morris: "LET ME FINISH"

Me-so-smart

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.

NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."

color me out

To get the check . Similar to coloring in your chips at a casino

I’ll have one more beer then color me out ..

group me baiter

A person who incites riots on group texts, but pretends to be each persons friend in private.

He made a comment on the text that got everyone riled up, the dick is a group me baiter!

use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!