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The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
1. Inserting a penis into a snake.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”
“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!
Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?
Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️
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When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose
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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month
"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "
A drink
Combination of:
Vodka
Beer
Tonic
Made by Tom and Guli
(Also RP and Josh)
Could I get a Sex in Marivaux?