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meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017


Frost Dog

Noun; A nice cold beer out of a mini fridge

“Hey, toss me a booze sickle
“You mean a frost dog?”

by MobinMan66 January 30, 2021


Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019


red dog leader

The no-nonsense, strictly business construction crew foreman. Military style organization and structure is improving the safety, quality and productivity of 21st century commercial construction crews. Many crews communicate on-site through two- way radio, hence the “handles” from the Military operations of the Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan era conflicts. “Red Dog Leader” seems to be emerging as the foreman’s handle being held in the highest regard.

Response to directive given over a two way radio on a construction site: “Roger that, Instructions received and understood Red Dog Leader, Red Dog 1 out”

by Red Dog Command November 8, 2020


Dog Chad

Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.

Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.

Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.

by Swiftyoldboy January 31, 2023


Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023


Scooby-Doo Dogging

A term used to describe supervillain monologuing, the way the Scooby-Doo villain launches into a long monologue about their dumb plan.

"Dude, get to the point and stop Scooby-Doo Dogging around"

by CrispyChicken1 February 17, 2024