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The act of fucking up so bad that it somehow results in something equivalent to being fucked from behind into the ground by a horse while a pack of kittens vomit all over the back of your head, generally occurring when missing a mark.
The other night I took this girl home from the bar but it turned out she was a dude and I had sex with it anyways. The next morning the dude woke me up and said "I'm leaving now baby cakes, I hope you didn't mind pulling a shima last night - my bad."
The term "pulling a fat" derives from Queens NYC street lingo. It is often used to describe an individual or organization whom displays behavior associated with the infamous Mohammad Khan of JHood. This behavior includes but is not limited to; flaking on moves right before they occur, making up an excuse to get out of a link, and capping in general.
Individuals who pull fats are considered highly dangerous. The NYPD recommends that if you see an individual pulling a fat you must contact the local authorities immediately.
Bruh moves is clipped this dude making up some BS excuse saying he lost his keys so he can't link smh this nigga stay pulling a fat
Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.
Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.
Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.
Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.
Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!
Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.
Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.
Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.
Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.
Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!
When some kid only talks to ugly ass girls because he has no bitches.
I see you have no damsels, will you start pulling a nate now?
when you delete something on your wall on facebook that another person posted it can also happen with deleting comments on facebook
*on your wall* haha u suck
(you delete the post)
*person who posted on your wall*"dude that guy was just pulling a nate"
When your friends ask if you want to hang out or get together and all you do is leave them on read and say you already plans every time
Erin: I asked the group chat if they wanted to hangout
Jack: I know I saw that Tom was pulling a Nate by leaving us on read after he said he was hanging out with his other “friends”