california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

Dog Scooping

A type of hip hop dancing. To achieve this, one partner faces away from their partner and grinds their butt crack on the on their partner’s crotch, while shaking their booty side to side slightly. The partner that is getting dog scooped may or may not be sitting.

I see Treasure, she poppin and lockin, she’s Dog Scooping, and I ain’t mad at it. Because me and Mally we are havin a GOOD ole time!!

Dog out

To cancel plans with little or no notice ahead of time.

See also: bail on, ghosted

q: "Did you have fun at your concert this weekend with Stressica?"
a: "Nah, she decided to dog out on me again."

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!