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Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.
Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!
A derisive adjective used to describe a person who thinks they are in line with the counterculture movement but put their nose up at things that are different from their expectations. They are nice and friendly but not particularly interesting or interested in new ideas. Like dogs, they simply enjoy being part of a pack.
Shelly: "I am really into a guy with serious ance."
Gabby: "omg you are so weird"
and Shelly replied "well you're a norm-dog."
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!
When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!
A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.
On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.