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When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.
Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!
A East way to get a girlfriend
Zebbe: fuk me
Drunk girl: yes plzzz
a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do
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When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.
A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.
"Masturbation" -everyone else.
When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later
Off-note it could be for masturbation.
"And that is that for today" - teacher
The really into school kid rises their hand.
"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.
"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.
There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"
Guy: "You have me."