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Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
When the average slut goes from one guy to another
Look at that slut, Melanie. She's cock jumping from one guy to another.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
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Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.
Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.
israel: I poo'ed and cumed
shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass
israel: i didnt wipe daddy
shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.
“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”