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Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock
Mr X Cock Size Is Huge
making sure your cock is down when you take a shit
I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol
Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work
whoa its a cock blaster!
Old, dead skin from the taint area. Usually found under the nails of an elderly man with sagging balls.
My new client had a bad case of cock pollen under his nails.
When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion
I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white