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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022


Kansas Tug And Pull

Where your girlfriend plays tug of war with a dog and blows it at the same time.

Is your girl giving that dog a Kansas Tug And Pull?

by Daman103747 July 1, 2018


Pulled a Dimi

The act of public defecation (usually in public transport) after getting high on weed.

Person A: "Bro have you heard, Alex pulled a Dimi after our last shesh session."
Person B: "Bro that's wild, and he told you that?."

by Dietrich Nordston April 16, 2024


Pulling a lil Mo

Accidentally having cencored hentai saved to your camera roll.

Bob: Hey so Dylan was showing me his camera roll and he is totally Pulling a lil Mo

Mike: Das crazy, you going to tell him?

Bob: Nah his parents check it every day, it's better this way

by Lord Asparagus April 9, 2022


Pulling a Schuster

Bailing on a Party

Bro don’t be pulling a Schuster

by Thisguy2021 December 31, 2022


Pulled a Frick

When you bring up a relationship and find out it had just ended and now the conversation is really awkward.

Annabelle- “are you and Maddie still together”

Boy- “we just broke up...”
Alex- OOF YOU JUST PULLED A FRICK

by majorfreaksallday November 25, 2018


Pull a Frank

The prerequisite to 'Pulling a Frank' is being laughably dense , and generally means having a misconception of something that should be elementary and relatively easy to piece together, even for a preschooler. 'Pulling a Frank' means going throughout most of your life with such a misconception until you ask someone about it, most likely a friend.

You and your friend walk through the park.
Suddenly your friend spots a white dove.
Your friend ponders for a moment then asks you, "Hey, Stephen. Is it true that doves turn into seagulls?"
You simply reply "Why yes. Yes of course, Frank" overwhelmed by your friend's unprecedented stupidity.

That's how you pull a frank. You're now so embarrassed to be seen with him you start pacing a little faster than him, as you walk through the park.

by SaynoaraJoe February 5, 2014