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A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
A person who dangles upon a man’s balls for as long as they can while the man hangs from a pole.
A popular sport aimed to test one’s endurance. Typically performed at strip clubs or in front of squatters homes.
Bro Josh is such a ball dangler! He hung on my balls so long they started to turn a different color!
Billy is a professional ball dangler.
When you are on top of a chick fucking her and ahe lets out a fart that ruffles your nutsack. That, my friend, is a ball ruffler.
That bitch totally gave me a ball ruffler.
A: did you study for the maths test?
S: suck my balls👹🧍🏻 ♂️ we have a test ??
a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”
Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”
A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.
"you can SUCK MY BALLS"
Some body is sucking your balls
Lololooloololooloolololoolo
Suck my balls tummy
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