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Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?
John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
A white rapper who is famous for song blao and caliente carlito. Also an amazing dj, dj hot karl from CT
Hot karl is an awesome rapper