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When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise
John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle
Bailing on your mates using a shit excuse.
Im pulling a keeno: Using "Sorry i cant make it i have my mums birthday" 5 times in the same year.
someone who stays in there room all day and drops out of school and beefs people cause she’s cool that way:)
person 1 why do you beef people so much person 2 because i am pulling a emily bonin
someone who stays in there room all day and drops out of school and beefs people cause she’s cool that way:)
person 1 why do you beef people so much person 2 because i am pulling a emily bonin
when your crush responds “ok” after you tell them you like them.
emma: “britney what did he say? does he like me back?”
britney: “he just said ‘ok’ and nothing else”
emma: “britney… that means that he’s pulling an owen”
Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?
"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"
Were you fake cancer for sympathy points.
I felt the cold hand... but all along she was just pulling an aimee.