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The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
Someone who swims in the pussy
“Lil’ Fish
They call me Lil’ Fish ‘cause I be swimming in that pussy”
- Meek Mill
trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"
- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"
The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.
Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.
To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.
"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"
Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
People who are highkey friends but have something lowkey
Dude 1 "hey what even are you and kena?"
Dude 2 "we're just fishing buddies"