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Type of cat fish,used on the internet and social media. Defined as a person who uses a generic profile picture or angles the camera to give the impression that they are slim or of a smaller body type,when in fact they are obese or out of shape .
I saw a girl in a Facebook group that I thought was hot untill I scrolled through her pictures and realized she was a fat fish
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To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.
"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"
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The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
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Someone who swims in the pussy
“Lil’ Fish
They call me Lil’ Fish ‘cause I be swimming in that pussy”
- Meek Mill
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Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
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A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.
"Dude, did you see Claire?"
"Yeah, she's so nice, a real flying fish."
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trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"
- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"
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