Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.
Jade is a girl with a fat juicy ass! With of course a heart of gold. When you see Jade walking down the street watch out! Her sexy ass might cause a accident!
Did you see that sexy girl over there?
Yeah that’s jade! She’s got a fat ass!
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Term to describe someone with a massive Ego.
She is the sweetest, cutest, most loving person you'll every meet. Hahaha shes not a person.....shes a cat
Jade,
Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.
Person A: Dude, have you heard of Jade?
Person B: Wait do you mean Jade Jade?
Person A: Yeah, I know!
Person B & A: Icky EWWW!!!!