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The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.
Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.
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The day the bestest boy alive was born. Smart, funny, charming, cute, sexc, anything and everything you can think of.
Person 1: What day were you born, dude?
Person 2: December 3
Person 1: That's why you're so damn sexc 🥴
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If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!
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A game so addicting the only way to quit is to kill yourself.
jimmy played halo 3 so much he eventually killed himself.
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The PlayStation 3 is one of the new 7th generation game consoles which mainly competes with the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii. The PlayStation 3, PS3 for short, was released on November 11, 2006 in Japan, and November 17, 2006 in the United States. It comes in two versions, the 20 gigabyte, and the 60 gigabyte. Both have hard drives, but the 20 gigabyte version does not have a chrome trim, built in Wi-Fi, or flash card readers, which the 60 gigabyte has. It has backwards compatibility with PlayStation and PlayStation 2. The 20 gigabyte version is $500 as of the release date, and the 60 gigabyte is $600. Both are high definition. There will be three available colors for the PlayStation 3: black, silver, and white, but as of the release date, the only available color is black. The white and silver are TBA. The PlayStation 3 comes with a wireless bluetooth controller; both versions have that. The PlayStation 3 is a great system, even though it is way expensive. The best value for the game system is the Nintendo Wii, in my opinion
Eric: Are you getting a PlayStation 3?
Bob: I'll think about it...I already have a Wii
Eric: Do you have an Xbox 360?
Bob: No, my cousin has one.
Eric: Is it good?
Bob: Yeah, it's cool. Is your PS3 cool?
Eric: I don't have one.............yet
Bob: Good luck getting one!
Eric: Thanks!
Bob: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Eric: PlayStation Thriiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Bob's cousin: Xbox 360iiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Their neighbor: Keep it down you video game addicts! I'm trying to sleep here!!!!!
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