a stupid word created by jack campbell that confuses everyone and makes zero sense
“should i give up all hope on us”
“yes for now” “but i still love you”
A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
The act of two males pinky fingering the anus of each other while camping
How about we try the give it away now this weekend
When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.
Anthony: "Starting now."
Noah: That means you did it in the first place!
‘have yous done the homework’ ‘aye i’ve just finished it the now’
knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.