An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.
Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
Both very shy but they are two people that are perfect together and they will always find a way to fight through their problems. No matter how hard it is, they will go though all their problems to love each other till the end.
Natalie and Christian will love each other forever.
Christian Trudic, also known as Trudic or Trudy, sadly has Turner syndrome, but this doesn’t stop him from spreading his herpes to everyone in the school by giving them head. Trudic is a fiend for Bo Russell and has been stalking him everyday just to get a sniff of his ass. People have been known to bend down in front of him when he walks in the room due to his utter sex appeal. He is also considered the greatest grid diet of all time, and Trudic’s greatest past time is griddying in Bo Russell’s BBC. We will never truly know the full power of Trudy but if you see him, hide yo bitch.
“Trudy (Christian Trudic) is my daddy and I love when he griddys and then sketes on my face 😩” -Bo Russell
Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.
Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.
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Similar to (political correctness). When someone claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ but worries more about offending others than offending Jesus.
She practices political Christianity religiously but that won't get her into heaven
1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!