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Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.

I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.

by SnotBubbleBoy January 31, 2011


drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.

After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!

by Valgirl March 21, 2010


commercial drive relationship

A relationship between three (or more) people who are all intimately involved with one another. Not necessarily at the same time as in a threesome, but are dating during the same time period.

Jenny, Tom and Sarah are all hooking up with each other in a commercial drive relationship.

by markon March 26, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


driving me to drink

Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.

Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.

My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.

I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.

by A guest August 26, 2005

29πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

189πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.

"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."

by aurilla August 9, 2006

103πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Flash Drive Rape

The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.

Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.

by MickeyBurgers October 4, 2010

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž