A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
Behold the Chapel Driver, navigating the streets with the audacity of a chosen messenger
Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.
Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick
When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right
Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight
When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers
Woman : I can drive !
Man 1 : No you can’t Women aren’t good drivers
Man 2 : yeah you always curb the car
A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay
This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
Phoebe Bridgers for straight people
"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"