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The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.
"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."
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When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks
I hate that bitch so I gave her a german gas mask.
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1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.
2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.
1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.
Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.
2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.
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The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome
A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!
Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!
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When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.
"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"
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Some Guy Who poops on the ground.
OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?
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when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg
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