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performing oral sex
Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.
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Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.
Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!
Don't try this at home.
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A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.
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Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.
I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
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Something people say after they say something that is awkward or cringeworthy, such as a bad joke or pun.
Chris: MY DOG HATES THE FIREWORKS, ANYONE ELSE'S?
Jeremy: YEAH SAME, MY SISTER IS FREAKING OUT XD
Chris: ?
Jeremy: Get it, cuz we were talking about dogs and... I'll go home.
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To have an advantage in a sporting event with your home fans, city, state, etc. Visiting teams have a higher chance of losing because the home team has more support of winning.
The osu buckeyes choked in the BCS National Championship. Some say it was because the lsu tigers had a home-field advantage.
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