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When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.
I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.
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A trend/term on TikTok that got famous due to a song called "Lemon pepper steppers" By Moo Moo.
the Lemon Pepper Steppers challenge: 1) Wear any shoe 2) "tie them hoes uptight to were you ain't got no circulation in yo ankles" 3) do a basic footwork dance
Salem: You got them lemon pepper steppers on?
Taylor: You already know, I got them on tight.
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When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".
Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
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originating from the slang term for mardy arse leonardo the lemon is a term used to describe somebody of the moody variety. generally someone called leon. the person been given this name tag is usually bullied due to his mother been in a 'BANG TIDY' state AKA MILF
Jack: ohh my dayzzz you seen herr over there
Tom: oo yer man shes BANG TIDY!!
Leon: Cheers thats my mum your talking about you gayz
Tom: nah then leonardo the lemon id do your mum
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1.) A person or team that loses a competition or game and does so with a bad attitude. 2.) A person that has a bad attitude or who continually goes around with a scowl on his/her face.
The Bulldogs beat those lemon-lickers!
That girl is just a real lemon-licker.
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The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.
The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.
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Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.
"THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE" shouted Friday. This is a use of the truth is a lemon meringue.