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When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.
Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"
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A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.
It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.
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to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am
X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.
B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?
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texting many messages to a sex interest for later while you are in the midst of hanging out with someone you don't want to be with
While with chubby girlfriend number one, Carlos decided to text off "you're hot", followed by "wanna hook up later", followed by "after 2 when i get out of work", followed by "you naughty thing you" to girlfriend number two.
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The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc
Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.
Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
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A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.
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1. An SMS phenomenon whereby the same numeric sequence produces a word other than the one intended that nevertheless bears some direct relation to the intended word.
2. There is another class where the relationship is less direct yet one is left with the feeling that the text twin provides some wry comment on the intended word.
3. Where the same numeric sequence produces more than two somehow-related words, we enter the territory of "text-tuplets"
1.“lips” is the text twin of “kiss”; “eat” is the text twin of “fat”
2. “bummer” is the text twin of “atones”; “lazy” is the text twin of “jazz”
3. any suggestions?
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