Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.