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the period of time after eating cheap Mexican food when every internal organ in your body lights on fire. Usually followed by extended periods on the toilet.
Guy 1 "dude, what's wrong with you?"
Guy 2 "Mexican burn"
Guy 1 "told you to quit eating those $2 enchilada specials"
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This is when your turds rubs against the bottom of the toilet bowl and creates a burn mark. Similar to rocket burns in underwear.
Dude. Your shit left a bowl burn.
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To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.
Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.
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Ferocious masturbation while you're wearing a condom. Can also be done while said condom is on fire.
Alex decided to burn rubber when jane send him nudes
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Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.
Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.
Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.
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Burning Sands is an amorphus burning mass, that careers hither, and thither, with complete and utter disregard for any and all authority. Several drunken youths are held responsable for it. It only occurs in december, and forces them to drink to excess and engage in drunken deborchery on Rings Beach, near Mararangi, North Island, New Zealand.
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omg the best song by Taylor swift well they all rock
I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck, heartbreak
Who's really bad at lyin'
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned
You're just another picture to burn
girl one: omg turn it up
girl two: why?
girl one: it is picture to burn!!!!
Girls in unison: OMG I LOVE HER!!!!!!
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