the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

it's about......... THIS FAR

A smart-ass comment, to piss of head chefs.

CHEF: HOW FAR IS TABLE 11
Trainee: it's about......... THIS FAR

CHEF: GO HOME YOU C*NT

Im about to get on hots

You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!

Carter: Pussy ass bitch!

Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.