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The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
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A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''
1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes
2. am I being punk'd?
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Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".
The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc
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something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.
i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail
The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"
"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"
when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying
person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia
person 1 : crys
bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored
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