22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

22 July

Here are the sexiest, creative, and organised people. People born in July have a special connection with the Universe. They have a specific charm. Usually they become leaders in the circle of friends, because in any dispute their opinion is most valuable. In general, they like to be in a friendly circle, where everyone feels good and does beautiful things together.

I with I was born on 22 July(, I would be the sexiest

August 22

National sneak out say

Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room