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California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

by ha11ster April 21, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


XbL Asshole

An Xbox Live asshole. Someone who is a asshole on Xbox Live.

He is quite an XbL asshole. Buttplug that XbL asshole.

by iNsiiiiGht October 18, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


lazy asshole

an anal opening that does not open wide enough to allow the feces to escape into the depths of the toilet, but soon yields a massive turd.

That really is one lazy asshole. And to think that he didn't even plunge!

by truthiest November 27, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


uber asshole

One who gets on sites such as urbandictionary and goes through everyones difinitions and gives them the thumbs down w/o reading a single word. Also may like to post their friends names to make fun of them. However these people live said lonely lives, they lose their friends, and all of their kids are born underweight and die young. Types of uber assholes may vary but you can such my balls plx.

justin defined me in a homosexual manner, that uber asshole

by jesusbababoo August 8, 2006

71๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


atomic asshole

An act of sexual pleasure giving, in which a girl eats out an asshole while sucking on a fireball, and then proceeds to insert the fireball into the asshole with her toungue. An optional act of using a strap on to ram the fireball home may follow, but this is known as fireball fudgepacking.

Dude, I can't even sit down today after Trish gave me that atomic asshole last night. I thought it was going to be a regular rim job, but she upped her game. It was so nice.

by BriFry February 29, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole tax

a non-refundable fee assessed on debts owed to fed-up friends

you may owe me $80, but i want $100. why? you're late. that's your asshole tax.

see also _fight club_

by erinne June 11, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž