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national boyfriend day

national boyfriend days is when you show appreciation for your boyfriend

alice: hey what’s today

neymar: national boyfriend day

by kiyahcoolcat April 10, 2019

26πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


perfect boyfriend

Willing to do anything to make your girl happy.

"hey babe can you rub my feet?"

"ew no i hate feet"

you're not the perfect boyfriend.

by StraightTruthGiver October 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


part-time boyfriend

Both parties are interested in each other and are "seeing" each other, but are not ready to be FBO. This will include not cheating on one another, nor getting upset if one dances with someone at clubs when the other party is not present. Both parties also will not be clingy.

What is going on with you and John, I didn't see you at the club the other night?

Oh, he is just my part-time boyfriend.

by gertrudecaroli March 16, 2011

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


international boyfriend day

international boyfriend day on the 4th october

happy international boyfriend day to my boyfriend i love you

by gazza on a mazza October 4, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


not really my boyfriend

I like the guy but we are more friends with benefits , a sec partner, without being together,a hang out buddy, without the responsibility ,or love but not hate,wanting to be with, or have but cant

Your not really my boyfriend but I wanna be with you always Joe but your not responsible and mature enough for me , but lets just have sex instead and hangout

by Sam Steele 69ish October 25, 2017

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.

Zero Boyfriend ROI

by smartbusinesswoman June 17, 2010

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

by Krashlia March 10, 2021

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž