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Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.
"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"
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The hot backs the play for Wales rugby union team
I think I'll pull Dan Biggar out of the Welsh wank bank
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Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
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(FINANCE) an amount of precious metals, silver, cash, or other thing of value that a bank keeps in storage to meet unexpected liabilities.
Banks generally accept deposits and lend out money. The deference between the rate of interest paid out to deposits, and the rate of interest required for loans, is called "the spread"; it is the bank's source of income.
Banks are not allowed to lend out 100% of the money they receive as deposits; if they did, then depositors would be unable to take money out of the bank. On the other hand, the bank has to lend most of the money out, since it needs the income earned from interest on loans. Throughout the history of the Usonian banking system, the US states or the federal government have had rules about interest rates, reserves, and financial accounting used by banks.
Since Aldrich-Vreeland Act (1908), banks have been allowed to hold deposits with the US Treasury, then (after 1913) with the Federal Reserve System. Deposits in the FRS do not earn interest, but the reserve banks permit member banks to borrow if they fall short of the reserve requirements (see federal funds rate)
Bank reserves serve two purposes: they allow banks to pay depositors on demand, and they play a role in monetary policy.
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A subdivision of the wank bank in a man's mind. The place where he keeps ladies of questionable gender i.e. Hilary Swank, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lady Gaga.
Every man: Hold on, I'm saving that image for my Swank bank.
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A beautiful deep lover and passionate young bad bitch a key to the banktella about her business and true to whatever it is that she's indulging in including school, work, moneys, family, relationship, and friendship really don't fuck off with many bitches period and she kerps her circle XTREMELY small
key-tuh-da-bank ki'ta kita bank banktella matyce bad bitch moneys ki'ta da bank
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An adjective meaning expensive.
"Gas in California is mad bank! $2 a gallon!"
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