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1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.
2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.
2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.
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tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended
cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england
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Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
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A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.
Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?
Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!
Brooklyn born Hip-Hop artist. Brooklyn Born as Russel Tyrone Jones on November 15, 1968. Formed the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins RZA and GZA. Ol' Dirty Bastard was known for his off-beat, slurred rap style and humorous lyrics. Released his first album "Return To The 36 Chambers" in 1995 and obtained commercial success with the songs "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" and "Brooklyn Zoo". Released Sophomore effort "Nigga Please". Died on November 13, 2004. 2 days shy of his 36 birthday. Since then, many "Greatest Hits" and "Lost Tracks" compilations.
Definitely the most courageous member of the Wu-Tang, with the most unique style of any hip-hop artist, ever. My personal favourite.
"This style, I'm mastered in / Niggers catching headaches, what, WHAT? You need Aspirin?"
- Brooklyn Zoo - Ol' Dirty Bastard. Return To The 36 Chambers.
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What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold
Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!
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Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?
Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.
Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.