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How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
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Originating from an advertisement for an “urban” (black) clothing store, this play on the question “ya heard?” has quickly become a phenomenon. The deliver of this immortal line is asking the receiver if he understands the deliverer’s preceding remarks. It is understood to be an inquiry, but due to the sheer force of the query , an exclamation point is often substituted for the grammatically “correct” question mark.
"I'm fixing to head south this weekend YA BIRD!"
"yes I understand"
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A sexual position used often. Where the male, is lieing on his back and the female, while riding the male, twirls in a circular motion and does a complete 360 keeping the penis inside her vagina the whole time.
Do the twirly bird bitch! Do it now! YEEAAAAA!
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Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids
OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...
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The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)
Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!
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The act of masturbation from a place of great height (buildings, helicopters, radio towers) so as to hit a person or other object with your semen.
I was so bored last night that for a thrill, I went bird dropping.
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A terrible new single by rap 'artist' Soulja Boy.
Random Chick: I'm gonna do the Bird Walk.
Me: Get the fu** out of my house.
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