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when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits
Oww she gave me a green blumpkin
When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin
A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.
The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin
Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile