dutch row boat

The act of giving dutch rudders to two different individuals simultainiously.

When camping with the guys, don't forget your dutch row boat.

cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

little man in the boat

a woman's clitoris, otherwise known as the moan button

Remember, when performing oral sex on your girlfriend, make sure to isolate the little man in the boat.

Yum Yum Boat

A sandwich that can only be called such when created on Thanksgiving Day consisting of every ingredient available during one's Thanksgiving meal.

The bread must be a dinner roll from the meal as well.

If the sandwich or any similar food creation is created not on Thanksgiving Day or not following any of the specifications previously mentioned it is simply a Thanksgiving Sandwich, and NOT a Yum Yum Boat.

I can't wait to make a Yum Yum Boat on Thanksgiving.

Person 1: Dude, I'm making a Yum Yum Boat
Person 2: It's the day after Thanksgiving, that's not a Yum Yum Boat, that's a Thanksgiving Sandwich!
Person 1: Damn!

Steam boat willy

A blowjob performed over the pants

Will ruined hasan’s pants after a steam boat willy

lemme drive the boat

Doing or saying something bold/ risky

Going on a boat ride and asking the boat driver if you could drive the boat knowing you have no experience whatsoever

Or

*Being at a party and your friends are drinking and you start drinking knowing you have a low tolerance *
Friend: wanna drink

You: lemme drive the boat

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.